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noun.

1. a medium-sized warship, usually with a displacement of between 3,500 and 6,500 tons. larger than a frigate, but smaller than a cruiser. primarily tasked with fleet air defense, most modern destroyers are equally capable in asw (anti-submarine warfare). not considered large enough to act as a flagship, but sufficiently large to carry out independent operations. the word “destroyer” comes from the ship’s original task, to destroy smaller, faster torpedo boats before they could sink capital ships.

2. nato standard designations for destroyers are: dd (gun destroyer), ddg (guided missile destroyer), and ddgn (nuclear-powered guided missile destroyer, discontinued in july 1975).
most blue-water navies include at least a few destroyers.
a s-xual move where the male counter part inserts all his fingers except his thumb into the female v-g-n-l area. the thumb can be used to finger the cl-toris.
dude guess what… i just used the destroyer on brooke m last night. she was moaning soo hard
a canadian indie pop rock/baroque rock/european blues band consisting of frontman daniel bejar (also of the bands the new p-rnographers and swan lake) and has had varying members throughout the band’s history. after releasing the 2006 alb-m, “destroyer’s rubies”, bejar stated that the personnel of that alb-m (ted bois, nicolas bragg, tim loewen, scott morgan, fisher rose, john collins, and bejar himself)would remain the permanent band roster, excluding collins and rose, who played minor roles on the alb-m.

destroyer began as daniel bejar’s solo project in 1996, which he started in his small home in vancouver, british columbia, canada. initially, destroyer gained little reception at all. by 2000, when bejar collaborated with carl newman, todd fancey, neko case, and others to form the new p-rnographers, destroyer had already released 3 lp’s. though bejar has only contributed to each of the new p-rnographer’s alb-ms with merely 2-4 songs, his collaboration with them is possibly what gained him a bulk of his attention. i say bulk, because, though destroyer had less than a cult following by the time the new p-rnographer’s first alb-m, “m-ss romantic” was released, bejar had still managed to form a full band and release a few alb-ms.

bejar is known for being very poetic and subliminal in his lyrics, and for having paragraphs and paragraphs of said lyrics in one song (example: “rubies”, on destroyer’s rubies). bejar will often write cryptic lyrics, and lyrics that at times may seem completely and utterly meaningless, though he usually has intent behind them.

in early 2008, bejar collaborated with his girlfriend, a visual artist, sydney vermont, to form the duo, “h-llo, blue roses.” aside from his minor collaborations with the new p-rnographers, swan lake, and his project with vermont, bejar has remained more than faithful to destroyer, releasing, as of 2008, 9 lp’s, not to mention numerous ep’s and demos. destroyer typically only goes on tour to promote an alb-m, and more often that not, performs primarily in bars, but also performs at indie music festivals, such as the annual pitchfork music festival in chicago.

destroyer has been respectfully compared to david bowie, my bl–dy valentine, and pavement; bejar admits the band’s influence from pavement and the band, guided by voices.
destroyer’s 9 lp’s, in order of when they were released:

> “we’ll build them a golden bridge” – (1996)

> “ideas for songs” – (1997)

> “city of daughters” – (1998)

> “thief” – (2000)

> “streethawk: a seduction” – (2001)

> “this night” – (2002)

> “your blues” – (2004)

> “destroyer’s rubies” – (2006)

> “trouble in dreams” – (2008)
often a less attractive friend who remains close in social situations, ready to break up an encounter between her girlfriend and a potential gentleman caller. most often the destroyer will barge in if her girlfriend is engaging in conversation with a man, and insist that they need to leave the party/bar.

like the military definition of the destroyer, the social scene destroyer is a smaller, less significant ship that circles the larger boats of the fleet, to protect against air attacks or submarines.

unlike the wing man, the destoryer’s male counterpart, the destoryer’s main function is not to aid the female necessarily, rather to thwart the male and concurrently -ssure that she won’t be left to her lonesome. thus while the wing man is selfless, the destroyer is self serving.

with proper planning, a man can use his wing man to intercept the destroyer, increasing the likelihood of uninterrupted conversation with the target.
male 1: hey, how did things go on friday? i saw you hitting it off with karen.

male 2: yeah, things were going well, and i think she was into me, but then the destroyer came and insisted that the both of them had to leave. wish you could have been there to intercept.
this is when the male takes his entire hand in the shape of a claw and roughly inserts it into the female’s v-g-n-. its 50 times more painful than a guy trying to finger a girl when he hasn’t trimmed his fingernails in a month.
“mike was so f-cking drunk last night that he attempted the destroyer on me. i kicked him in the face and broke up with his lame -ss right on the spot!”
a person, generally a scrub, that prevents one from obtaining a goal.
any small people that bring candy into this camp are not your friends, they are destroyers.
similar to the shocker, the destroyer is one in the pink and two in the stink.
so you finger blasted her? did you give her
the shocker?

no, she was p-ssin me off so i gave her the destroyer instead!