Destroyota
1. a death machine made by toyota
2. specifically a toyota who’s acceleration and deceleration methods are faulty.
3. any car that appears to be out of control.
4. pinto of the 21st century.
5. synonymous with toyota: a car that never stops, even when you press hard on the brakes.
wtf, your car is acting weird…? h-ll, at least it’s not one of those destroyota death machines!
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did you see that destroyota prius behind us?! f- that! i’m taking this exit now!!
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(driver) what the f- was that?!
(p-ss.) dude, it must have been a destroyota that almost killed us!
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did you hear that steve wozniak told a conference his 2010 prius “goes wild” under some conditions…? that’s what people get for buying a destroyota!
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