detox


the holy grail of hip hop. some believe that it doesn’t even exist. legend has it that the greatest hip hop producer of all time dr. dre will someday release his monumentous third alb-m detox and singlehandedly save hip hop music from the pure and utter cr-p it has become.
believer: please release detox dr. dre and save us from the snap and the motorcycle dance.
non-believer: it will never happen. we are doomed.
a drink or pill that cleans your system to p-ss a drug test. it usually needs to be taken a week in advance.
drink detox to p-ss a drug test for a job
an upcoming alb-m by hip hop artist dr. dre rumored to be so epic that its said to be hip-hop’s finest alb-m.

unfortunately its been hinted to have somewhere between 10-14 tracks meaning dre spent roughly 9 months per track, which is more than most motion pictures, hence the endless wait.
many clues point to a december 22, 2012 release date..good luck getting a hold of one!
man 1: i want my detox copy mang!
man 2: wow you really want that cd huh
man 1: are you kidding? i would step over my own mother for it!
man 2: looks like you’ll have to, cuz it comes out 12-22-2012
man 1: move over maw!
dr. dre’s idea of a joke.
new dr. dre fan: dude dre’s got a new alb-m coming out soon called detox!!!

experienced dr. dre fan: yeah yeah i was saying the same thing about 10 years ago.
the most rumored/hyped cd in all of hip-hop. if the one and only ,dr. dre, ever releases this soon to be piece of history the whole game will shut down for a while. if it falls any short of an -rg-sm in musical form, it will be considered a fail. that is how much hype is behind this alb-m.
will hit stores in 2009 because of his dedication to eminem and 50 cent. they are all releasing their final alb-ms, aka “the three-headed monster of 09”
(person 1) are you going to buy detox? i heard its coming out next month!
(person 2) oh really? i just heard that it got delayed for another 2 years..
(person 1) oh yeah.. dammit dre..
an alb-m that is going to never come out.
steve: when is dre’s detox coming out?

dave: sometime between 2003 and the end of the world
to free someone of a addiction to drugs or alcohol by medical means, (from detoxify a term originally used for removing any toxic substance)
if they fail to detox him permanently, i am not paying for his next medical bill.

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