Detritiva
detritiva (from detritivore): this is the -lady- who sends naked pictures of herself by email and text message, and f-cks a man knowing he has a significant other and knowing the significant other knows nothing of the trysts.
now some would argue that detritivores (and therefore detritivas) are very useful and perform a much needed service.
i agree! they are the bottom feeders that expose and remove the sh-t (man sl-ts), making way for better options.
ms. k: “i know he has a girlfriend, but i’ll be his f-ck buddy!”
ms. m: “no, you’re a detritiva!”
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