finding out you got mulitple stds from a one night stand
“dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise”
- ham b*tch
a woman who is abnormally unattractive amongst a group of people who are attractive. person 1 – dude! look at the ham b*tch hanging out with the jenners! person 2 – holy sh*t, i’d never leave my house if i looked like that!
when you’re seeing a guy/gal and they’re really nice in person, but when you message them they either don’t reply or they’re rude and stand offish. omg tara, i really like tom, but… he’s a replyd*ck.
- clutch minute
the very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and sh*t your pants. guy 1: i entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily i got to the bathroom in time guy 2: i entered the clutch minute a couple years ago i didn’t make it […]
- flu fart
flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. the flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. it is never intentional. one who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart. roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went […]