Detroit Merry-Go-Round
when you put your -n-s up to someone else’s -n-s, and p–p into their -n-s. they will then squeeze the p–p from their -n-s back into yours, and the process is repeated. this creates the effect of an endless d-ld-.
” i ran out of s-x toys so i had to call my boyfriend over for a detroit merry-go-round.”
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