Deucimetry
the process of measuring various parameters of a toilet bowl (e.g. circ-mference, perimeter, volume) relative to the size of one’s excrement. units of measurement are usually reported in ‘logs’, ‘picot-rds’, or ‘kilosnakes’.
the morning after a large meal, john was able to perform deucimetry to determine the volume of his home toilet: 3.22 kilosnakes.
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