deucing


the act of sh-tting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
also used in any variety of ways you would use the word sh-tting.
you got to be deucing me.
sorry i didn’t get your call, i was in the bathroom deucing up chipotle, it was epic.
the act of being c-cky, super egotistical, being a cowboy, being bald, but having a goatee, and being ridiculously intimidating for the h-ll of it. one must be at least 6’5″ and be outrageously proud of their physique in order to be a deuce and therefore deuce it, or take part in deucing. deuce sounds similar to douche because it is similar.
he was totally deucing it today, i can’t stand him. he’s such a deuce.

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