Devan
s-xy beast from the south 😉
“there’s devan, look away or she’ll seduce you into having millions of babies omg!”
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known for being loving and understandable, also giving advice to those who seek it.
caring, misunderstood, not talkative, devan
a great friend, understanding and comp-ssionate. cute too 😉
dayum! devan is looking fine!
a super sweet guy who treats his gf like gold no matter how much of a b-tch she is, really understanding a great listener a little shy, gorgeous, amazing, super attrative, average height dark brown hair with green eyes, hes a bit absentminded and not really good at figuring things out but he still tries,thinks hes dumb but he gives really good advice. too good for any girl causing them to feel guilty and break up with him causing him in turn to feel unloved.
marie: i might have to break up with devan
anthony: why? i thought he was perfect?
marie:he is but i treat him like cr-p he deserves better
anthony: awwe thats so sad
one who habitually destroys a bathroom toliet due to an explosion of the -n-l sphincter causing a machine gun fire pattern of splatter all over the place. this is most generally caused by to much corned beef sandwiches and to much fiber.
dave ran into the bathroom and destroyed it, what a devans.
devan is the funny one in the group, not because he tells jokes but because he says and does the stupidest stuff. he’s kinda an oaf and is only good at the non-athletic positions in sports such as goalie. he has a good work ethic if that’s what you want to call it; because even though he just screws around, he’d much rather work on a friday night then go out with the guys. he doesn’t talk to girls or even talk about them but you know he’s not a f-dg- p-ck-r, he’s just insecure about what a clown he is. he can be a douche but when it comes down to it he is a good friend.
devan your an idiot who says that?
“devan, want to hang out?”
“i can’t. i’m working.”
some bo cat from kingsbury who has a pyromaniac tendancy to burn stuff.
devan: fire fire fire muhahahahaha
jono: devan calm down its only fire
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