that tiny overlooked pepple which prys between the contact of your skateboard wheel and the concrete, causing an immediate stop
i was haulin’ -ss down that hill until i found the devil’s pepple….
- pep hitting
the act of hitting d-nky -ss grounders that just escape the reach of the fielders. usually only performed by little p-ss-es who can’t hit “god john, stop pep hitting. be a real man and hit dingers.”
- double basing
the art of playing with your lady friends nipple whilst simultaneously flicking the bean i gave my wife a lesson in double basing last night
sloth sitting on a tortoise “that lachy is such an australian speedis”
- where her legs begin
a poetic way of saying p-ssy. brandon sat around thinking of amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.
- s*x roladex
the imagery you scroll through in your mind including past s-x partners or people you imagine having s-x with to help you achieve -rg-sm. i was getting myself off this morning and landon came up in my s-x roladex. thought i didn’t have any more feelings for him but i was definitely wrong about that.