Devious Drunkster
1. two words defining an epic drinking partner; female person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; someone that hides the beer; a drunk female whose intention is to cause trouble.
2. a female’s alter ego that spends the week p-ssed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the world.
“mich-ll is a devious drunkster”
“devious drunkster, what happened to all the beer?”
“i am not hung over. i am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the devious drunkster.”
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