when you completely blow a job interview and still wind up getting the job.
hey man how did your job interview go? dude i totally devos’d it but somehow they still offered me the job!
a creepy guy who haresses taken women. he has a thing for women who have boyfriends and he’s not afraid to start flirting with them, even for a sake of getting beaten up. girl 1: girl, he just went marčec on you! girl 2: oh h-ll no, let me get my boyfriend to beat him […]
- back from mars
“getting back” or coming back from being really high. welll jason’s finally coming back from mars!
a spermw-nker is someone who acts g-y and is overall a crusty person. “get out of here you spermw-nker!” “yo i caught him catching a b-n-r at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he’s obviously such a spermw-nker.”
- mommy dom
a woman who dominates a partner through coersion, affection and punishment. usually more affectionate and gentler than dominatrix, although there are of course elements of fantasy, s&m, b&d. mommy dom punished her sweet boy by tying him up and stroking him until he was s-xually aroused.
the act of continuously taking 24 d-cks in rapid succession either in your: v-g-n-, b-tthole, mouth, eye sockets, and nostrils (if dedicated enough). boy #1 – man did you see monique? boy #2 – oh, nope, why? boy #1 – they buried her yesterday, she took a welepeckle to all her orifices. boy #2 – […]