dffu


dffu(da f-ck, f-ck u) my best friend was having a bad dream one night. he suddenly sat up during his sleep and yelled “da f-ck, f-ck u!”. a few of us where in and around the vicinity and thought the house was being burgled, we rushed into the room only to find him sleeping. we all had a laugh and the rest is history as they say.
pablo: excuse me miss, had to say you look beautiful today.
miss: oh get lost…
pablo: da f-ck, f-ck u

#dffu#crazyb-tch

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