DFOTFD


anagram for the popular saying, ‘don’t f@ck on the first date’. advice given to animals and children.
person1: what is the most dogmatic, motherly advice i can possibly give you now?

person2: ‘don’t f@ck on the first date’

person1: ok, dfotfd then.

person2: -____-

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