dFs
don’t f-cking stress.
a term used frequently by failing students during the summer time.
usually in relation to coursework/exams/ deadlines.
future lawyer: oh lord i have five papers due by friday, i’m going to die…
future pimp: dfs man…
dfs = dating for sport
lots of fwb (friends with benefits), no commitments,where winning means you’ve scored in the bedroom.
“hey, jimmy, are you still dfs or are you looking for ‘the one’?”
dead f-cking serious.
a: ur ugly
b: haha lol
a: no, im dfs.
b: hehe, wait what?
desperate for s-x!
he’s obviously dfs…
dead
fish
syndrome
tom: look how justin’s just laying there.
adam: he’s got dfs
down for sh-t.
girl you dfs?
h-ll yeah i’m down for sh-t.
distributed file system
dfs is neat.
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