DFWT
dfwt: (dumb f-ck in a white truck)
(noun) a person driving a large, environmentally unfriendly pickup truck, typically colored white, that drives like a total -sshole, or doesn’t know how to drive much at all.
typically found in places where white trucks and oil/gas workers are found, they do tremendous damage to you, but usually drive away if they’re able to.
first recorded cases can be traced to carlsbad, new mexico where the first dfwt could be seen driving a beat up chevrolet 1500.
me: “this f-cking dfwt hit me, now i’m f-cked because he decided to drive away like nothing f-cking happened!”
you:”ever heard of no-one cares?”
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