DGS
death grip syndrome is the excessive use of the hand in male masturbation leading to decreased sensitivity during real s-x. it is a curable, non-permanent condition that requires the cessation of hand masturbation. this will lead to more pleasurable s-x. it will take some time to become used to the sensations of actual s-x ranging from one week to a whole month.
john was a virgin until his wedding night, but his dgs prevented him from fully enjoying his first time. but john was able to enjoy s-x more thoroughly after he stopped masturbating for a while.
short for “don’t get smart” similar to “don’t be a smart–ss”
john: i was out sooo late last night.
peter: wow, you’re sooo cool, i wish i was like you…” (sarcasm)
john: dgs bro.
“don’t give a sh-t” syndrome.
characterized by a complete lack of interest in putting any effort forward.
similiar to crs.
ever since roy was diagnosed with dgs, he’s been quite a loaf.
dartford grammar school, in kent. don’t even think about going there. i can give you ten reasons to go to gravesend grammar school instead, i’ve been to both after all. fo’ sho’.
go to dgs and you’ll regret it. guaranteed!
diminished gluteal syndrome. a rare case where you reach a certain age and you have no -ss no more. imagine a frog that stood up and put on a pair of pants…no -ss…
kind of the hill (frank hill) has dgs.
usually old white men suffer from dgs. unlike n-gg-rs who are equipped with oversized b-ttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for them to sit around all day doing nothing for their entire life
i can’t sit no more…i have no -ss. my dgs is really troublesome
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