DiaBeezie

(dee-a-bee-z)

a ‘diabeezie’ is often a shallow, brunette young woman. they tend to carry the following traits:

-think they know better than you only because they have attended or graduated college.

-don’t think you could possibly know something if they do not.
-are close minded and think any persons ideas are not as good as theirs.
-they think even calm drinking as a minor means you are reckless, and have a mental problem.

-cries if a friend tries marijuana and, may not want to be friends with them after fact.
-selfish
-obsessive compulsive
– hypochondriac

-your birthday is actually their birthday
-secretly jealous or intimidated by you & everyone else
-not street-smart
-lack common sense
-very insecure
-very naive

-may have or develop an eating disorder
-revolves only around her ‘special’ friends in which are usually apart of a sorority.
-won’t take pictures with you on her birthday unless you are apart of her sorority.
-bad driver
-however insecure, is completely conceited.

-pretty, full pout
-may have freckles
-likes their hair short
-typically very thin
-repeats anything you tell them to their mom/gaurdian.
-loves animals
-loves milk
-only makes the plans/won’t go with your plans
-loves to run
-hates snake-doctors

-may try to rationalize her cheating ways
-break, loose, or ruin their belongings – their parent or sugar daddy will always replace it.
-oblivious to their actions and may see you as a bad friend.
daughter: “mom! why does she think she’s right all the time?”
mother: “don’t mind her, she’s probably just a diabeezie”

some dude: “so what happend to that chick you held hands with?”
dude: “ah, nevermind her, she told me she had a boyfriend but said that it is okay to do because ‘she’s young’.”
some dude: ” ew, she sounds kinda dumb…like a diabeezie”

cl-ssmate: “so how was your bff’s bday party??”
lea: “she wanted me to be photographer. we didn’t take one picture together.”
cl-ssmate: ” -scoff- that girl is a total diabeezie!”