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a game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.
someone: whats up man?
you: i’m on the patch.
someone: to quit smoking?
you: no. i play diablo 2.
someone: oh, so you’re quitting?
you: f-ck no b–tch, i’m on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their sh-t in gear and release the much needed 1.10
a disease in which you have no friends and sit on your computer all day
do you want to d2 after school
a game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don’t allow him to buy a new one. it’s actually more addicting than heroin. it will ruin a person’s life and make them lose their friends and sleep. don’t offer to rush him and don’t let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him.
my boyfriend doesn’t want to have s-x anymore, instead he plays d2 all day.
video game published by blizzard. a point and click swords and sorcery themed past time. the goal is to slay monsters and am-ss experience points and utilize character specific skills. veterans of the game tend to collect the more powerful of the randomly generated items to equip their characters. usually, with the many hours spent collecting these rare artifacts, players duel each other and optimize their characters for specific methods to exploit the weaknesses of the various hero cl-sses.
this game is addictive like diablo 2.
a very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. the game is awesome, i quit for awhile and now im addicted again, someone help me!!
dude i pwn3d so many n00bs in d2 last night.
diablo 2 is a blizzard cl-ssic. it is an online computer game that was released in 2000. it gained it’s popularity in 2001 when the expansion version was released. although it is an m rated game, 95% of those who play it are middle schoolers whose ages range from 11 to 15.

there are 5 character cl-sses (7 if you own the expansion) and 4 different acts (5 if you own the expansion). in each act there are 6 quests (excluding the 4th which only has 3). the objective of the game is to complete each quest in each act (some optional, some mandatory) and to increase your level as high as you possibly can. the maximum level limit is 99 and can only be obtained by gaining an absurd amount of expierence by slaying demons in each of the 5 acts. but during your quest to level your character(s)you must also find items to become more powerful. helm, armour, weapon, shield, belt, boot, glove, 2xrings, and amulet are the various different forms of items you can find for your character. there are different cl-ssifications of items. common(white) , magic(blue), rare(yellow)and unique(gold). each item holds different abilities than can increase your characters power. once you complete all 5 acts, you can duel other players (which you can do so at any time past level 9, but you are usually best suited after completing the game an containing a fine amount of power and skill) to compete to be the best. or you can simply create a seperate character and start all over.

diablo 2 is known to be an addictive game because with every victory against other players you are pushed further and further into your desire. the desire to be the best in the game. there are millions of players and several young teens all over the world playing non-stop to increase their characters powers as high as they can go.

although it’s not the same craze as it was 3-5 years ago, diablo 2 is still one of the strongest running and most popular blizzard games along with warcraft. it is a game that most kids usually quit and outgrow once they reach high school. some of the players on d2 are vicious and will do whatever it takes to be the best even if it resorts to hacking.

i quit playing diablo 2 because the players are childish -ssholes.

once you get into highschool, you mature (hopefully) and d2 becomes a thing of the past for you.

but to those still caught in the craze, i have but one piece of advice:
never give your p-ssword to a single soul no matter how friendly they are or no matter what they promise you! if you desire to share your account, only share it with a very very close friend that you see often in school or other places, so that if they do steal your account, you can find them and give them a nice and proper -ss-whooping.

happy leveling 🙂 … and good luck 😉
life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.

gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the ultra nuklear oculous of unanimous kick-ss (+2 skills +3x immunity to cold +2000 magic damage +guaranteed drop of uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from baal’s swollen sphinchter.
diablo 2 gamer: “omgz! i just found myself a b-tchin’ 75x fcr sorc ring with 800% magic find! g-d i’m so f-cking tired….”

straight-thinking kid: “neat, i got laid twelve times today. cool huh? my schl-ng hurts bad though”

diablo 2 gamer: “haha! you f-ggot, you got a small d-ck. gay-ss”

diablo 2 gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.