dial


a subject noun used to describe fat, black, short, people that wear red and listen to ipods.

came from a legendary person from sir charles tupper.
who always were red hoody, was black cambodian guy, and liked to listen to ipod.
faris is such a dial gatus.

aaaaaaahhh!!!! diall gatusss!!! “run away” or “point and laugh”

did you see him? he looked like a dial gatus!!
1.) replacement for almost any verb that can take a direct object as long as there is some kind of phyiscal movement involved: to do, to make, to take, to get, to give; replacement for some verbs of motion: to go, to come; but usually not a replacement for a verb that doesn’t involve motion: to see, to hear, to feel, to like etc.

2.) to hit or to hurt.

3.) to engage in any form of physical intimacy with.

4.) reflexive: to betake oneself.

5.) to call someone on the phone.
1.) hey man, want to go dial some dinner? if you dial on over here, we can dial some mcdonalds in a bit but don’t forget to dial your wallet because you’re paying this time. also dial me the five bucks you owe me from last time!

2.) i wish i hadn’t been drinking on the job. i was using the hammer, missed, and dialed the h-ll out of my thumb.

3.) wow, that broad was gorgeous? you dial her?

4.) we’ll, i’m tired. time to dial myself to sleep.

5.) hey could you dial me the phone? i promised my wife i’d dial her as soon as we arrived. (note: context will tell you the difference between this usage and #3).
the thing on your t.v. or radio that you turn to turn off music or shows that you deem “offensive”. puritans like the fcc and ptc seem to have no concept that this exists and believe that they need to censor everything in existance so there children grow up to be comfortably numb victims.
if you don’t like what’s on your t.v. use the dial and change the channel dumb-ss.
drown in a lake. used as a dismissive statement, usually jokingly.

typically used as “dial” but dial was already defined as something else =p

coined by garrett mccann of bossier city, la
ethan: you suck at life!

garrett: d.i.a.l., bro.
d-ck, dong, shlong, the list goes on…

invented by t9 word/cell phone auto-complete while trying to text the word “d-ck”
you f-cking dial! why did you have to show me your b-lls?!!
the face (particularly female)
see grill
she’s got a great personality, but that’s a bad dial.
dial is an acronym for the tropics and is laid backwards

diagonal
instinctive
alignment
label
we are go to a dial this winter.

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