Diamond Maker
someone who’s -rs- is so tight (in relation to money) their sh-t turns to diamonds.
originally coined in late 2001 in reference to an uber tight -rs-d flat mate.
what do you mean you splitting the bills into fractions of a cent? you diamond maker!
describes someone with an extremely tight -n-s, in reference to -n-l s-x (as diamonds are created by extreme pressure)
at the sight of ed’s 9-inch d-ck, bernie shockingly said “h-ll to the no! i’m a diamond maker. good luck trying to get that in!”
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