Diaoyu


diaoyu, a chinese word pr-nounced dee-ow-yew, is the name of some islands, as well as the name of a s-x act.

diaoyu, as a verb, is the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a j-panese girl’s face, and afterwards she looks up at you and says “dear, i admit… the diaoyu islands belong to china.”
“last night i diaoyued my piano bar hostess and it only cost me 1000 yen.”

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