Diarrhomit
a painful combination of diarrhea and vomit; usually caused by the consumption of alcohol along with high-end cigars. do not plan on getting laid if you have diarrhomitted before during the night.
bill: hey did you hear about john?
dirk: didn’t gemma run out on him or something?
bill: yeah, they smoked a cigar after doing body shots with eachother and then john started diarrhomitting when she started giving him a bl-wj-b. needless to say, she did not swallow.
dirk: cmon bill, that’s just a vulgar story.
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