diasqueetes


a terrible medical condition brought about by suppressing too many squees.

diasqueetes has been known to induce abdominal pain, depression, cancer, erectile dysfunction (in men and women) and bad credit scores.

incidentally, a simple prevention method also serves as the cure: speaking the word aloud is usually squee-inducing enough to relieve the condition.

see also diasqueetus.
when transformers came out, i held back too many squees. i think i have diasqueetes.

-squee!-

…oh. wait. nevermind.

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