Diche

a descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
anything that is “diche” is characteristically m-ssive in quant-ty, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. on a scale from one to ten, “diche” actually converts from numbers to the letters o.g.
dead guy at the perly gates: “after i found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me i won both my marital and corporate lawsuits, i got run over by a city bus.”

g-d: “g-d! that’s so un-dicheful. let him in.”

or (as an exclamatory adjective)

dude#1: “not only did i escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!”
dude#2: “diche!!”
(adj.) (slang) more than one douche; every type of douche combined
-those guys are diche!
-dude, you’re such a diche
a clever blend of the words d-ck and douche allowing you to label a person as both in one convenient and compact package.
s-xyladyxxx72: dude, if you liked that movie you’re a stupid dumb-ss f-ggot.
lingleberries: stop being a diche, gtfo.
pr-nounced “dish”
a person who sucks so bad that they are a d-ck and a douche combined.
the new guy is a diche!
1)more than one douche

2)a box containing 2 or more tools known as douche
“look at all the diche in that girl’s closet”

“you 3 are diche. i freaking hate you all”
(pr-nounced as dish)

a mix between a d-ck and a douche.

a guy who is a real -sshole.
wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.
the crossover between a douche and a d-ck. (insult)
that guy gary is a big diche.

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