dick and balls
how the f-ck do you not know what d-ck and b-lls are? are you r-t-rded?
dude… if you seriously need a definition for d-ck and b-lls, i’ll force you to give me a bl-w j-b.
something adam sandler says in his song “at a medium pace”.
oh darling, make me push my d-ck and b-lls…
back between my legs
call me an ugly woman and take my picture
to show all the people you work with…
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