dick appointment


the feeling of disappointment you experience after having s-x with someone whose p-n-s was not what you were expecting/hoping for in a pee pee.
“we had s-x but i was extremely d-ckappointed.”

“the s-x was a d-ckappointment.”
to set an appointment to have s-x with a man. women make d-ck appointments. also it is purely to f-ck, no “feelings” are involved.
“tommy asked me to come over to his place. i asked him if he wanted to f-ck me. he said yes. so i told him to come to my place and he did.” …thats a d-ck appointment

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