Dick baby


-noun. vulgar.

someone who is simultaneously being a d-ck and a baby.

db:i don’t want to go there, it’s so boring there!
eric: quit being a d-ck baby, and go with me.

if your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don’t, and you have no reason not to, you are a “d-ck baby.”

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