dick bark
small bits of toilet paper stuck to the p-n-s resulting from cleaning up after a s-xual encounter, typically indicative of extreme haste.
girl: my goodness, horatio, there is something on your p-n-s!
guy: well, will you look at that?! it is covered in d-ck bark.
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