dick basket


1. a derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a d-ck. one whom is worse than a d-ck, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of c-ck, or an ornamental ribboned care package of p-n-s that is decorated with baby’s breath and glitter.

2. a situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. that guy is a real d-ck basket.

2 a. i got fired today. man, this is a d-ck basket if i have ever seen one.
2 b.dude, i wouldn’t do that. you might be opening up a d-ck basket with that one.
1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.
“i need to put on my d-ck basket before i go to the gym.”
a person(s) who has commited a certain act of f-ggotry. otherwise known as the kid you keep your pants buckled near.
its funny how david scratches and flashes his pubic hair right in front of us, like he expects us to comment on how long it is. he’s such a f-cking d-ckbasket man.
a womans many used v-g-n-. with enough d-cks in it to fill a basket.a huge sl-t.or a gay guy
wow that wh-r- is a huge d-ck basket.

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