Dick Blender
a s-xual act; specifically the act of forcing one’s thumb (the most lateral digit on one’s hand) into the scr-t-m and twirling it about in circular fashion. it is meant to be a painful experience. audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
shirley promised fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a d-ck blender upon the unsuspecting gent’s scr-t-s. fred should have known better when shirley said he didn’t need a cell catcher.
ex2
a: b-tch gave me a d-ck blender in front of er’body.
b: whuchu do?
a: i choked a b-tch.
ex3
m: hows about a bj?
w: hows about a d-ck blender?
m: up yours wh-r-.
an act in which a s-x partner gives you a bl-wj-b with braces on
my girlfriend gave me a d-ck blender last night
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