dick bomb

the act of drawing a round fat p-n-s on people’s belongings
hsit dude he drew a d-ck bomb on my binder
to crash a party with a sausage entourage.
dude, the party was b-mpin’ until someone dropped a d-ckbomb. it totally f-cked up the male-to-female ratio.
a term that refers to someone who has really effed with your chi. most commonly used when you can’t think of anything more insulting to say.
(guy cuts liz off in traffic)
liz: errr…ummmm…d-ckbomb!
abby: yeah–you’re gonna explode your d-ck!
(also: d-ckbomb)
a shot of jameson whiskey chased with a shot of jagermeister. beer chaser optional.

named after the argumentative and hostile att-tude displayed by the drinker shortly after.

distant cousin of the “jagerbomb”
“dude i’m so f-cked after pounding two d-ck bombs, thats like….. 6 shots.”
the point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot -ss to take home. typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. depending on the collective mood, the d-ck bomb can ignite at any point in the night. the collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. d-ck bomb explosions frequently occur in new york city, particularly the east village and lower east side.
kenji: what the h-ll happened last night?? i was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
jenny: sorry dude–the d-ck bomb exploded! welcome to the city.

des: wow, the d-ck bomb went off really early yesterday!
sarah: tell me about it–i’m missing my panties.
the act of photo bombing with a fully erect p-n-s!
guy1: dude did you see my picture on facebook last week
guy2: ya man!! darren totally d-ck bombed it
an onslaught of slang words for “p-n-s” unleashed via text message by a group of bros to another bro who bailed on or could not make a party, night of drinking, or other bro event. generally a total of approximately 35-50 text messages, each containing a different variation of “p-n-s”, will be sent to the non-present bro’s phone.
“dude, where’s josh?”

“he bailed. he’s watching love actually with jen tonight.”

“we need to d-ckbomb him.”