Dick Butkus
the greatest defensive player in nfl history. butkus played linebacker for the chicago bears and won the heisman trophy when he was in college. probably his greatest accomplishment came when he was voted the greatest defensive player of the 20th century.
d-ck butkus favorite hobby…………..
hitting!!!!!!
the d-ck butkus, named after what many people term the best football player ever, is a close kin of the dirty sanchez. after performing -n-l s-x, the man uses his “mud pencil of love” to craft eye black under each of his partner’s eyes thus enabling her to reduce the glare on the field of play. this move is a must for sports fans everywhere… a perfect companion for any football and/or baseball season!!!
i have always been a fan of hardhitting linebackers, so giving pam the d-ck butkus last night just felt natural.
actually pulled off of espn closed captioning. obviously after -n-l f-cking your significant other, you then pull your c-ck out and come on her face and right after she sucks the remaining j-zz off your c-ck.
“i was f-cking betty last night, but the big surprise was the d-ck butkus i received when i pulled out to come on her t-ts.”
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