Dick-chameleon
a p-n-s that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
it is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible c-cks to spy on people’s bedrooms. it is -ssumed that james bond used his own special d-ck-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and womens’ p-ss-es…
sometimes it is used as an -ss-ssination tool. due to its mounting abilities, the average d-ck-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (black c-ck) a rocket launcher.
the only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as “d-ck-dector”.
terrorist: “hey man, did you hear something?”
terrorist 2: “someone is watching us!”
terrorist: “or something… it must be one of those 22 inch d-ck-chameleons!!! g-d help us!!!”
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