Dick Check


1. a male knowingly or unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually unaware person )

— similar to a “hump” or “crotch thrust.”

note-

instead of a hip check or shoulder check……. d-ck check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. “if that dude doesn’t slow down he might d-ck check that person who’s bent over!”

2. jerry: d-ck check!!
some one who gets h-t by cars and continues to think he is cool because of it…also enjoys calling jonah fat
“wow, that girl is such a d-ckcheck!”
when you check your b-lls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/p-n-s then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral s-x, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
she gave me that seductive look while walking by my office…so i did a quick d-ck check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
what a prost-tute does to a male client before any services are rendered.
i went to a legal brothel in nevada. before i could negotiate with her, i had to have a d-ck check done.

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