Dick Chicken


a game played by two presumably straight males where each player pulls out his p-n-s and stares at the other player. the one whose p-n-s moves first is declared the loser. and thus ridiculed and called a gay for a minimum of two hours.
hey guys who is up for a game of d-ck chicken?
a woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she’s been around the block way too many times. hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys’ schl-ngs.
“dude, that sorority is a kfc buffet of d-ck chicken!”

“man, cindy was awesome last night, too bad she’s pure d-ck chicken and i’m probably gonna get some nasty disease”
an artist in brooklyn who makes hilariously awesome stencil art/hand style graf…
who’s tag is that!?! “that is d-ckchicken!”

http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=d-ckchicken&s=rec
a game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. d-ck chicken results in either drunken s-x, or whiskey d-ck.
seriously, i am not playing d-ck chicken tonight. i wanna get laid
a chicken that looks like a regular fat–ss chicken, but has an oversized d-ck for a head.
guy 1: omg! what the f-ck is wrong with that chicken?

guy 2: nothing, its just my d-ck chicken….
a chicken that exterior body is covered with d-cks. be them large,small, or black
l00kz m00m!!
@ d-ck chicken =d

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