dick-craft
verb.
1. the action of crafting a story — or, a retelling of a story — to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version — usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.
2. a d-ck who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his f-cked up-version of the story itself.
colleen: yeah, i just had a meeting with hr and my boss. i got a formal warning.
sandra: oh, no!
colleen: yeah —- he cherry-picked from emails that i had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a d-ck he is..
sandra: so, you mean bob d-ck-crafted his version of the truth?
colleen: yes, exactly!
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