the only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have s*x no matter the negative consequence.
no matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because “d*ck don’t care” as long as the s*xual urge is satisfied.
friend 1: anon is dtf but i dont have a condom with me!
friend 2: d*ck don’t care, raw dog it and pull out.
friend 1: felicia from hr gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
friend 2: dude she’s crazy. the last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. you don’t stick your d*ck in crazy.
friend 1: d*ck don’t care if she’s crazy. plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
- spooky 420
paranoia brought on by the consumption of dank kush. this is some spooky 420 bob.
a nice s*xy looking muthf*ka also has a big d*ck and and good drawer can get angry but not b*tthurt like others say also a really good friend dude 1:you know marijan cute girl 1:yeah i sucked his d*ck last night and its large
when a parent uses a parental control app to block all your mobile phone apps if i hear that snapchat ding one more time i’m gonna kidtrol that phone
freckles, he smells, funny, he has crusty hair, and he wears a nike shoe from the women’s aisle. ay freckles (yosmay) funny guy with a full load of freckles ay freckles (yosmay)