Dick Dump


where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

a true test of akward silence ride out
john , dave, paul , bob and allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old d-ck dump

john:………..
dave:………..
paul:………..
bob:………..
allan:……….. emmm
w-nk
“i’m so nervous about my date tonight, i’ve got the shakes ! ”

“well for god’s sake have a d-ck dump before you go !”
when a male has s-x with a female just to have s-x. the girl means absolutely nothing.
i’ve been away at college and haven’t gotten any. now i’m just trying to d-ck dump.

used as a t-tle for a song by a rapper named tight. “dump that d-ck off in that ho”

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