Dick Dynasty


when a guy grows p-b-s so long and bushy that his p-n-s resembles one of the cast of duck dynasty.
he hadn’t trimmed his p-b-s in at least a month, so when i went down on him, i didn’t know if i was looking at uncle si or his d-ck dynasty!

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