Dick Furnace


a s-xually transmitted disease, similar to herpes, caused by the extreme heat of metal crafting. can only be treated by coming into contact with v-g-n- ocean or fire extinguisher -ss.

synonyms: flaming c-ck, fire p-n-s, steamb-lls, gonna-sypha-herpilitis, wiener inferno.
antonyms: v-g-n- ocean, waterfall c-nt, ice tw-t, turkey
guy 1: dude, today my d-ck furnace flared up so bad, my d-ck started shooting fire and now i have a hole in my pants.

guy 2: well, i heard there are some girls at bh with v-g-n- ocean. maybe you should go f-ck one of them. be sure to get some doggy style on the side of the road while you’re at it.

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