dick gnats
obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog’s d-ck during the warmer months. entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the p-ss crystals matted in the dog’s d-ck fur.
you reckon the reason dogs lick their d-cks is to get the d-ck gnats off their peter??
an annoying girl or groupie who is constanly “buzzing arounnd” band members. similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.
man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. she is such a d-ck gnat!
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