dick holster


1. the mouth of a person that displeases you. insult

2. the mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. steve, shut you filthy d-ck holster, you talk too much.

2. g-d, i love it when women put lip gloss on their d-ck holsters.
a d-ck holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model
nick: what the f-ck is she doing here?

me: i’m just using her as a d-ck holster while i scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
1.a term used to describe a girl who has been around the block. 2.a term describing a woman’s genitalia often being a holster for a man’s genitalia. 3.a sl-t.
1.is d-ckholster pardue coming to the party this sat-rday? 2.roger from op-ed said she’s just a d-ckholster.
3.she has the reputation of a d-ckholster.

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