dick in a bottle
drinking alcohol till the point you can’t get hard/ get it up.
i went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant d-ck in a bottle
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- Dick-slap Logic
a branch of philosophy involving the certain circ-mstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). also abbreviated as ‘dsl’. my girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so i used my own d-ck-slap logic to change her mind.
- spazzymental
defining the undefinable, spazzymental is a jem of a word & can be any adjective simular to ‘crazy’ ‘mental’ ‘happy’ ‘overexcited’ ‘w-nk’ etck.. “i don’t fancy you spazzymental, or in a s-x way… or something.”
- Spectazing
overwelmingly surprising and spectacular. out of the ordinary. impeccable. amazingly impressive. jon: hey jill that new trick you used last night…that was spectazing!
- dick taint
skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the p-n-s. this name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the -ss and the testicular sack. its colder as b-lls, but not as cold as d-ck…its as cold as d-ck taint!
- Dicktor
loser in bed who’s treating girls really bad. you’re such a d-cktor.