Dick in a haystack
a d-ck in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. the game starts when the p-b-s are longer than the p-n-s, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. once found, suckage is a must.
hey, before you go to work, lets play “d-ck in a haystack”
hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer cd and play d-ck in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!
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