Dick in ASS


expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.
“look out for that deer!”
“d-ck in -ss”

“d-ck in -ss… i got an ‘a’ in science.”
adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one’s tolerance for the aforementioned things.
i’m tired of that d-ck-in–ss b-tch who thinks he’s so flippin’ cool.
feeling of oneness.. achieving self acceptance… being at peace with ones self

can also be given as a b-day gift
the feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as d-ck in -ss…..

hey there kristen its your birthday?? well guess what i got you… a firm d-ck in the -ss

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