dick in the dirt


face down in the dirt or ground.
i knocked his d-ck in the dirt. (red necked)

that baseball hit him so hard, it put his d-ck in the dirt.
to knock someone out or f-ck them up.
in harold and k-mar: escape to guantanamo bay, at the wh-r-house in texas, after “nph” brands one of the wh-r-s, the the madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, “time to put your d-ck in the dirt!”
when one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.
guy 1: “that medicali medical bong really puts your d-ck in the dirt.”
when things don’t go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.
guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): d-ck in the dirt! we are getting pounded!
guy 2: d-ck in the dirt for sure brah.
the act of driving one’s p-n-s, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the -n-s of another.
while making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his d-ck in the dirt.
1. the act of being lazy and/or d-cking around.

2. in a bad situation with a female friend
stop being a d-ck in the dirt and go after that girl.

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