dick mucus
a slang term used for s-m-n, especially in large quant-ties
man, so i upheaved a boatload of d-ck mucus all over her belly b-tton and it dripped down the sides…
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normally a verb, possibly a sound. a flexible word invented by fid copya which can have any number of meanings. usually of a romantic or possibly s-xual nature, smerble (or smerbling) can also have onomatopoeic meanings. once her and i got comfy on the couch, we then proceeded to smerble for an hour, until her […]
- dick picker
an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a p-n-s, esp. one’s own. “yo d-ck picker… get your lame busted-up p-rno mags off of my bed before i house you!” n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his p-n-s, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty […]
- Dicks in my hand
an unfortunate circ-mstance. when something just isn’t going your way. jeff: oh man. d-cks in my hand. this traffic is ridiculous. jordan: i’ve never had so many d-cks in my hand right now. this test is awful.
- Gnarmag
this is what occurs when the right proportions of being sweet, s-m-n, a squirrel, and iced tea have a kid. so far there is only one known to man and he if prolly having s-xual intrecorse with your mom at this very moment dude that’s my mom you doin in the as-, gnarmag!
- distractic
a tactic designed to destract someone: a diversion tactic. joni and dudley were playing scrabble. joni was using her sub-table foot fondling of dudley’s genitalia as a distractic. it worked, dudley couldnt think of any good words, and joni won the game.