dick nugget
something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
friend: d-mn, i slept till 1?
you: yeah. what time did you think it would be? you’ve practically slept all day you d-ck nugget!
crusty yellow “gold” found in over used peni
dude,jasons sister slobed my kn-b and choked on one of my d-ck nuggets
1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or -n-l than usual. deemed eligible for a major b-tchslap.
-also known as a douchetard.-
2.counterpart to the female ‘dis’ c-ntcake.
3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a “dingleberry of the d-ck”
“god, it must be his ‘time of the month. he is acting like a total f-cking d-cknugget today”
~or~
“hey d-cknugget! put down the video game control… get your lazy -ss off the couch and f-cking take a shower. your d-mn taint is starting to smell!!”
a d-ck in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.
dayum boi yo didly do is such a d-ck nugget.
someone whos walks into a room and picks things up to look at them then just drops them on the floor for someone else to pick up
1. man randy’s girlfriend was a d-cknugget today
2. jaime is such a bad d-cknugget
the p–p that comes out of the tip of your p-n-s after you get done having -n-l s-x
i totally just squeezed some d-ck nuggets out of my crank after i got done with that girl.
d-ck nugget is when fecal matter gets packed in the urethra from constant -n-l intercourse.
you should of seen the size of the d-ck nugget i p-ssed last night bro it was about the size of a football.man i had a p-ss a mean d-ck nugget last night after f-cking my boyfriend. it felt like i was giving birth…
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