Dick on straight
whenever you realize you’ve banged someone, and you don’t know why.
this usually occurs whenever you’re intoxicated.
kind of like “head on straight”, only s-xual.
dude, why in the world would you f-ck jenna?
i don’t know man, i didn’t have my d-ck on straight.
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